bedussey:

instead of saying “horny” why don’t people just say “sexcited”

(via pizza)

timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly

(via jennnwalsh)

No matter how many pizza rolls I make, there just seems to never be enough.